I don't even know what's on this blog anymore.

“I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure.”

— Unknown (via perfect)

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11:40   8-30-14   395,790 notes

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

familiaralien:

the-treble:

He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

why does this have so few notes?

omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected

(via matomiku)

11:39   8-30-14   310,795 notes

troylerisinyou:

troye sivan + hearing people wrong

(via maephly)

11:27   8-30-14   36,495 notes

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via textpoops)

11:26   8-30-14   549,227 notes

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

(via what-mom)

11:24   8-30-14   516,354 notes

sugar-galaxies:

blockedhead:

paramore-5ever:

blockedhead:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

must be why everyone is speaking in english

this is a dubbed text post

the manga was better

(via levisthighs)

11:23   8-30-14   84,046 notes

thedoctorlek:

who-lligan:

tardigradetardis:

ave-aria:

inner-tardis:

#things that interest me: what is the doctor’s stance on gender identities? #do they even have gendered pronouns in gallifreyan or does the tardis just translate the pronouns that apply to you?

Is that why all the Doctor’s companions are female? “No co-ed tardis for you.”

Sorry, had to butt in.

Ian Chesterton, Steven Taylor, Ben Jackson, Jamie McCrimmon, the Brigadier, Sergeant Benton, Captain Mike Yates, Harry Sullivan, Adric, Turlough, Jack Harkness, and Rory Williams are what, spare change?

NOT ALL THE DOCTOR’S COMPANIONS ARE FEMALE.

THANK

uh…you forgot someone.

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(Source: ohvegeta, via nucleartradewinds)

11:19   8-30-14   134,284 notes

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

(via want-some-watson)

11:19   8-30-14   115,517 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink, via commodorecliche)

7:10   8-30-14   56,297 notes

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

(Source: chrstopher, via the-frostiest-of-butts)

1:19   8-30-14   13,429 notes

shampoo:

are all dermatologists hot??? my previous one took my breath away and my new one is absolutely killer

(via intensional)

1:19   8-30-14   429 notes

1:18   8-30-14   236 notes

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

(via slomps)

1:17   8-30-14   837,217 notes

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

(via commodorecliche)

1:16   8-30-14   374,182 notes

honeystopthecar:

beardyboywonder:

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

(via commodorecliche)

1:16   8-30-14   111,235 notes