Things I should be doing: Writing
Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.
you put it in words bless you
these hikers are having a v loud conversation in th woods in my backyard and my bathroom windows are open. .. .. .
leav this place and never return
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable
Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit
im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college
and free healthcare
Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges
do celebrities even snapchat?
there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere
do people really still say me gusta
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does